"You bloody bastard," said nine-year-old Josh, "youre always pestering me."
"Well, Im just saying you cant be a member of our family. Youve
got brown eyes. Everyone else has blue eyes. It defies the laws of genetics.
Thats a science, and it proves that you must have been adopted".
"You are the one who was adopted, you big bully bastard." Josh was
angry. Goaded past the point of losing his temper, the normally placid Josh
picks up a feather duster and hits his thirteen-year-old brother, Theo, hard
on the arm.
"Okay, youre in for it now. Youll have to be punished."
Theo pushes Josh hard enough to cause him to fall back onto his bed. He then
sits on his chest, and places a pillow over Joshs head. Theo holds the
pillow down tight with both his hands and applies a considerable force.
Josh cant breath and is at the point of losing consciousness when their
mother, Kathy, enters the room. In an instant, Kathy grabs Theo by the hair
and drags him off Josh. She wails into him furiously with closed fists. Then,
checking herself, she stops abruptly and begins to assail Theo with words instead.
"YOU LITTLE ROTTER!" she shouted. "I finally caught you in the
act. You are the one responsible for giving Josh night sweats. You have been
putting the fear of God into him. He would never tell me what you were doing,
but youve been suffocating him . . . just for fun! YOU DIRTY LITTLE ROTTER!"
Kathys fury boils over once more and causes her to raise an angry hand
against Theo but he is now forewarned. He maneuvers quickly around her and runs
off. He is out the front door in a flash and off--off to the library no doubt.
That is just the kind of place where bookworms end up.
"Why didnt you tell me he was doing this to you? Hes been doing
it for years, hasnt he? Hes been doing it forever! Oh my God!"
Josh is sullen and remains silent.
"What is this, a code of silence? You dont make things any easier
for me by saying nothing. Life is just one problem after another. I came up
here to tell you that your father should have been home by now. Thats
another problem because its rent day. Youll have to go to the local
and bring him home as soon as possible."
"Why am I always the one who has to go," protested Josh. "Theo
never goes. Theo never does anything. Theo is never even here."
"Yes, I know, but hes always at the library, thats why I have
to ask you."
Complying reluctantly with his mothers request, Josh sets off to the local
pub, which enjoys his fathers frequent patronage. It is a familiar route,
a route he has taken so many times before.
"Im the fall guy," he said, muttering to himself. "I get
to do all the dirty jobs . . . like dragging a drunken father home while other
kids are walking behind us and poking fun. Theo would never do that no matter
what."
Kathy has timed things just about right in her estimation. At this time of day,
Arthur will have had time for one or two drinks and thats all. She figures
she can afford to lose that much out of the familys weekly budget, because
that will still leave enough to pay for all their living expenses and the rent.
The latter matter has become a crucial one in that the landlord is at the point
of having lost all patience. He has issued a stern and unequivocal warning that
he will accept no further missed or late payments for any reason whatsoever.
Instead, and with the help of a few of his hefty mates, he will simply throw
the Fleming family out on the street.
Upon entering the pub, Josh is surprised to see his father already falling down
drunk. He should never have reached that stage but, unbeknown to Josh and Kathy,
Arthur has been in the pub all day. He was sacked that morning and given his
severance pay, which he has been using to shout the bar.
"Oh I've got some money left," said Arthur, in a tone of invincible
bravado. "What can I buy with this?" he asked, holding up two five-cent
pieces.
"You cant buy nuffent for that," said the barmaid. "Youd
best go home and sleep it off."
Josh rushes out of the pub alone and in a panic. He is too disgusted with his
father to be willing to even help him walk home. And in any case, he knows there
will be hell to pay when Arthur meets Kathy. He sees little advantage in bringing
that conflagration about sooner rather than later.
Upon his returning home alone, Kathys face is immediately filled with
fear and concern. More than that, it is just as if an air raid alarm has been
set off inside her brain. It is in a heated state of panic that she begins to
question Josh.
"Where is he?" she demanded, in a tone so aggressive as to befit a
cross-examination.
"Dads drunk. Hes been drinking all day. He got the sack this
morning. Hes spent all his money except for ten cents."
Those few words explain the situation fully and precisely but do nothing to
reassure Kathy; on the contrary, she now appears deathly worried. For a brief
instant her face turns a pale white.
She then becomes so distraught in fact that she cannot help but break down and
cry in front of Josh, who is deeply embarrassed and upset at seeing his mother
in such an emotional state. He has never seen her cry before.
"What's wrong Mum?" he asked, with tears welling up in his own eyes.
"Its not just the rent. Its more than that. I feel like I'm
being punished for something I did that was wrong, very wrong, and yet I can't
even imagine what that might be."
"But you've never done anything wrong, Mum."
"Maybe, but Im the unhappiest woman in the world, because everything
gets worse and nothing gets better. No matter how hard I try, God will never
let me have the normal nice things that everyone wants and most people get."
In the midst of this singular display of heartfelt candor the phone suddenly
rings. Taken by surprise, Kathy makes a quick and seemingly pointless attempt
to pull her self together by straightening her hair and wiping her eyes. This,
presumably, is intended to keep the party at the other end of the line from
knowing she is, or has been, crying.
"Hi, Mum . . . Do I want a house? Are you kidding me . . . Do I want a
house for free?" Kathy listens with intense concentration for a period
of a minute or two, then, holding her hand over the speaking end of the receiver,
she conveys a furtive message to Josh:
"It's your Grandma Wilson. We are saved!"
Kathy then refocuses her attention upon whatever it is Grandma Wilson is telling
her.
Having heard his mothers last words, Theo comes to listen in on the proceedings,
which now appear to be of considerable interest to him.
A few minutes later Kathy hangs up the phone. She is almost trembling with excitement.
"They closed the mine at Sugarloaf Mountain," she said. "We have
a house--no, we own a house free and clear. From here on in we will always have
a rent-free roof over our heads. We are leaving tonight. We are leaving as soon
as possible and without your father, so pack up your things and get ready to
go."
"I'm not going to live out in the middle of nowhere," said Theo, defiantly.
"I can't live that far away from a proper library. And in any case I already
have an arrangement with Grandma and Grandpa Fleming: if anything happens to
threaten my education or my bursary, I am to go and live with them. And that's
sure as hell what I'm going to do."
"Okay, fine, have it your way. It's probably for the best in any case."
In a flurry of haste, Kathy packs her meager belongings and loads them into
their twenty-year-old car. Josh, obligingly as ever, follows suite; packing
his toys, clothes and school books into cardboard boxes and plastic garbage
bags, which he then also stows in the trunk of their old bomb car.
Theirs is not literally a fly-by-night departure, because, being mid summer,
it is still light until 9 p.m.; but they do nevertheless leave owing money,
and to more than just the landlord. They also leave before Arthur returns or
without even knowing when or if he returns. Kathy is too angry and resentful
to care and Josh has gradually come to grow indifferent toward his drunken distant
father.
It is a two-hour drive from Launceston to Sugarloaf Mountain; a period offering
Kathy ample opportunity to explain the sequence of events that has led up to
their new-found status as home owners.
"Your great uncle Charlie was due for retirement anyway, so he and your
grandma Wilson are moving to a beach-house somewhere in Queensland."
"So they are giving us their old house," said Josh.
"No, not exactly. They are giving their old house to Aunt Liz, because
shes been living with them for the last couple of years already, so it's
sort of like her house too."
"But if we have to live with Aunt Liz, we won't have our own house,"
said Josh, who was suddenly assailed by a daunting depth of disappointment.
"No! They have another house for us. Our house is at 47 Cadmium Avenue.
It's the old Vesperman house. I've been there a thousand times visiting Carol--my
best friend in grade school. I haven't seen her for more than ten years. She
married a few years later than I did, but she married well by all accounts."
"What does marrying well mean, Mum?"
"It means marrying someone nice, someone who will work hard to buy a house
for you and clothes and a car and all the things you need in life."
"Someone who doesn't get drunk all the time like Dad."
"Yes. I'm afraid so, Josh."
It is already growing dark when Kathy and Josh begin their ascent of the mountain
range of which the Sugarloaf forms but a short jagged segment. This leaves Kathy
still another twenty miles of driving; twenty miles of laboring the car in second
gear up a steep and winding road, twenty miles of dodging a multitude of furry,
nocturnal creatures. Within the first five minutes of traveling this mountain
road, they encounter six kangaroos.
"I'm going to count them, Mum," said Josh, in a mood of considerable
excitement. "Its going to be so much fun living in the bush with
all these animals. There are just so many. Im going to count them and
we'll see how many there are between here and our new house."
It takes the best part of an hour to complete this last leg of their journey;
during that time Josh counts twenty-eight kangaroos. But the accuracy of his
count is placed in jeopardy by complicating factors; these are the many other
mammals he encounters that are not kangaroos. They include wombats, devils,
possums and other furry friends. He is not even sure of what distinguishes a
large wallaby from a small kangaroo.
He wonders also whether he should maintain a separate count for each type of
animal. This would necessarily complicate matters. It might even cause him to
become so confused as to make errors in his primary and most important count.
The problem is further complicated by animals he has never ever seen before
and cannot even identify let alone count. A native cat is the first such creature.
It fails to fit within the statistical parameters he is using, and this brings
his efforts to a temporary halt.
"What sort of animal is that, Mum?" he asked.
"It's a tiger quoll," said Kathy. "Some call it a native cat
but it isn't really a cat at all but a smaller relative of the Tasmanian devil."
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